It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. (Albert Einstein)
Jokes: Pupil : I don't think I deserved zero on this test.
Teacher : I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
I Don't Want to go to School
I Don't Want to go to School
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go"
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52-years-old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
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